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> TERMINAL SIZE ERROR
> INSUFFICIENT COLUMN WIDTH
>
> Are you seriously trying to view
> this site on a phone? In 2026?
>
> This site was built for 80 columns.
> Your device has the screen real
> estate of a postage stamp.
>
> Go find a real computer.
> Preferably one that weighs at
> least 10lbs and has a CRT.
>
> NO CARRIER

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